Very Angry Lesbian
1 hour agohannilyclonesbians 2,062 notes#ob
cthulhucoffee:

Wasp Nest Merges With Human Face To Become Nightmare Fuel

cthulhucoffee:

Wasp Nest Merges With Human Face To Become Nightmare Fuel

2 hours agocastleoflionscthulhucoffee 786 notes
2 hours agohannilyclonesbians 2,062 notes#ob

pardonmewhileipanic:

electricr0se:

omfg

he has 5 fucking carrots in his face

are hamsters even real!?

2 hours agoletsmakeloaflolgifs.net 59,317 notes

stainsofsummeronmyskin:

Has this been done already or…

2 hours agocastleoflionsstainsofsummeronmyskin 91,696 notes
New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

2 hours agocas-get-in-deans-asskarlimeaghan 414,946 notes

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

2 hours agothat-is-so-swaggys4dg0th 125,874 notes

barricadeponine:

my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

2 hours agocas-get-in-deans-asslesbianvenom 72,736 notes
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dutchster:

wow death is pretty fucking scary. we need a really scary symbol for it. how about a skeleton farmer wearing a robe?

2 hours agoletsmakeloafdutchster 11,980 notes
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mockingjaysintardis:

thankyouforthedildos:

one little typo can change the whole imagery of a fanfic

image

If you’re talking about Frank Zhang this sentence is perfectly normal

2 hours agopostulationpigeonuniverse 63,366 notes
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conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.

There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

2 hours agoletsmakeloafdizzydennis 7,637 notes
thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site
just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site

just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

2 hours agocas-get-in-deans-asshamandheroin 156,570 notes
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