A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
wow death is pretty fucking scary. we need a really scary symbol for it. how about a skeleton farmer wearing a robe?
one little typo can change the whole imagery of a fanfic
If you’re talking about Frank Zhang this sentence is perfectly normal